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    Default One for Uncle Bill :)

    The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of
    Psychiatry at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read
    each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

    1. This is this cat.
    2. This is is cat.
    3. This is how cat.
    4. This is to cat.
    5. This is keep cat.
    6. This is an cat.
    7. This is old cat.
    8. This is person cat.
    9. This is busy cat.
    10. This is for cat.
    11. This is forty cat.
    12. This is seconds cat.

    Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I
    betcha' you cannot resist passing it on.
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    this is why i hate cats...

    /Paul
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    You"re cruel!!

    I tried it last night after my adult extra large beverage!
    Mrs Gooser laughed so hard she pass------ never mind!

    Gooser
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    I have gone by "Gooser" since I was a "gossling"

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    Quote Originally Posted by MooseGooser
    You"re cruel!!

    I tried it last night after my adult extra large beverage!
    Mrs Gooser laughed so hard she pass------ never mind!

    Gooser
    Ummmmmm, how did ya try it last night when I just posted it this morning?????? I'll give ya the "benefit of the doubt" and assume someone sent it to you via an email last night (or better yet just think that you had more than your share of "adult extra large beverage" this a.m.!! hehehehehehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vicky Trainor
    Quote Originally Posted by MooseGooser
    You"re cruel!!

    I tried it last night after my adult extra large beverage!
    Mrs Gooser laughed so hard she pass------ never mind!

    Gooser
    Ummmmmm, how did ya try it last night when I just posted it this morning?????? I'll give ya the "benefit of the doubt" and assume someone sent it to you via an email last night (or better yet just think that you had more than your share of "adult extra large beverage" this a.m.!! hehehehehehehe

    Vicky
    Kinda makes you wonder what he was really trying doesn't it.......I mean how do you top this...?




    on second thought, no it doesn't...

    /Paul
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    Ahh yes....so many cats....so few recipes. Thanks for the "busy time" Vicky. Now that you have that outa your system, here's a better one for you...keeping with the July 4th time of year eh?


    1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

    2) Which country makes Panama hats?

    3) From which animal do we get catgut?

    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

    5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

    6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific is named after what animal?

    7) What was King George VI's first name?

    8) What color is a purple finch?

    9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

    10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

    When all you kids have posted your answers, I'll correct them and pass out grades and stars.

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    1. 116
    2. Ecuador
    3. Sheep or Horses
    4. November
    5. Ox, Goat, Squirrel, Pony and other natural furs
    6. Dog
    7. Albert
    8. Crimson
    9. New Zealand, USA, Europe and Chile
    10. Orange

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    Dayum...I shoulda made this test off limits to Nodakers. Having been one, I know we don't have many activities to keep us occupied, so we become adept at trivial junk.

    Greg, I hope you realize how crushing a blow this was for Vicky and /Paul and Bubba and the Gooser. They are busy searching for the answers, and you've screwed up the curve they were to be graded on.

    Next time, hold off yer sharpshootin' until the normal heads get their chance.

    All rightythen. Hereyago...

    (I ran outa gold stars)

    UB
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Bill
    Dayum...I shoulda made this test off limits to Nodakers. Having been one, I know we don't have many activities to keep us occupied, so we become adept at trivial junk.

    Greg, I hope you realize how crushing a blow this was for Vicky and /Paul and Bubba and the Gooser. They are busy searching for the answers, and you've screwed up the curve they were to be graded on.

    Next time, hold off yer sharpshootin' until the normal heads get their chance.

    All rightythen. Hereyago...

    (I ran outa gold stars)

    UB
    Taint fair.....he had help from the boys at the track



    /Paul
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    Bill, I got them too, but then reread your post and you said "kids" Sorry you restricted and that I am over the "kids" stage. Us "Old Farts" have out lived our time, but wasn't it fun? Keep 'em coming Laddie, Bill
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