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    Default Laugh of the week.

    Some of my fellow Geezers still got it! This one is my kinda guy.

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    A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

    "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

    "Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
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    Priceless.

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    Classic!
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    UB,

    That is Top Notch!

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    Oh my God I know some one like that.

    Stop laughing Miriam.....
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    That is great

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    hahahahahahahahahaha - too funny!!

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    I'll owe you royalties for this one...

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    Wow. I think I dated her back in my misspent youth...but I AIN'T the daddy!!!

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



    HEHE!!

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