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    Default Poor Peach Farmer

    A Colorado rancher was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 40 something lady, dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?" She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm as this?" He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye. Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they nice and pink like this?" The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear came from the other eye. Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?" He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying. The lady asked, "Why on earth are you crying?" Drying his eyes he eplied, "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn and now, I'm fixin' to get screwed out of my peaches."


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    You need to save this for this weekends...camp fire..LOL

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    That is danged funny right there!

    Thank for the laugh!

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    I need to start selling peaches door to door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tulsa Slim
    I need to start selling peaches door to door.
    Yeah, but that only happens about half the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Archer
    Quote Originally Posted by Tulsa Slim
    I need to start selling peaches door to door.
    Yeah, but that only happens about half the time.

    Yeah...but those are good odds for Paul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick Johndrow
    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Archer
    Quote Originally Posted by Tulsa Slim
    I need to start selling peaches door to door.
    Yeah, but that only happens about half the time.

    Yeah...but those are good odds for Paul.
    Brother you have no idea...where those Arkansas peaches?

    /Paul
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