Not sure why the nice lady that sent me this, didn't post this educational piece for all to see, but here it is.
This fellow not only answers room service, but he's the same guy who answers when you call the help line for the internet, have cable hooked up and is the trouble shooter for the phone company!
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND - TENJOOBERRYMUDS...
In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language!
Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".
With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!!
This could be funny, if it was not already happening...
Now, here goes...
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
G: uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... scrambled, please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I...don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes'means."
RS: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
G: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."
G: "Excuse me?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy... rye??"
G: "Jess, thas rye."
G: "You're welcome."