there was a little girl that wanted to take the family lab for a walk around the block the only problem was the dog was in heat. For what ever reason the dad OK but told her do not let the dog off the leash and only go once around the block, after a little while the little girl came back with no dog, the dad was ferrous and then the little girl said" don't worry daddy there is another dog pushing her home"
just a good ha ha story