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    Senior Member Ken Archer's Avatar
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    Default Sheriff Joe at it again

    The following was in a email forwarded to me:

    SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN!

    Oh, there's MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe! Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over, and the County Supervisors said okay. The animal shelters are now all
    staffed and operated by prisoners. They feed and care for the strays. Every animal in his care is taken out and walked twice daily. He now has prisoners who are experts in animal nutrition and behavior. They give great classes for anyone who'd like to adopt an animal. He has literally taken stray dogs off the street, given them to the care of prisoners, and had them place in dog shows. The best part? His budget for the entire department is now under $3 million.

    Teresa and I adopted a Weimaraner from a Maricopa County shelter two years ago. He was
    neutered, and current on all shots, in great health, and even had a microchip inserted the day we got him. Cost to us $78.

    The prisoners get the benefit of about $0.28 an hour for working, but most would work for free, just to be out of their cells for the day. Most of his budget is for utilities, building maintenance, etc. He pays the prisoners out of the fees collected for adopted animals.

    I have long wondered when the rest of the country would take a look at the way he
    runs the jail system, and copy some of his ideas. He has a huge farm, donated to the county years ago, where inmates can work, and they grow most of their own fresh vegetables and food, doing all the work and harvesting by hand. He has a pretty good sized hog farm, which provides meat, and fertilizer. It fertilizes the Christmas tree nursery, where prisoners work, and you can buy a living Christmas tree for $6 - $8 for the Holidays, and plant it later. We have six trees in our yard from the Prison.

    Yup, he was reelected last year with 83% of the vote but now he's in trouble with the ACLU again. He painted all his buses and vehicles with a mural, that has a special hotline phone number painted on it, where you can call and report suspected illegal aliens. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement wasn't doing enough in his eyes, so he had 40 deputies trained specifically for enforcing immigration laws, started up his hotline, and bought 4 new buses just for hauling folks back to the border. He's kind of a "Git-R Dun" kind of Sheriff.

    Update on Joe Arpaio

    TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER AND HERE ARE SOME REASONS WHY:

    1- He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.
    2- He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights Cut off all but "G" movies.
    3- He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects. Then he started Chain Gangs For Women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.
    4- He took away cable TV until he found out there was a Federal Court Order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but only let in the Disney Chan
    nel and the Weather Channel. When asked why the weather channel , he replied, "So they
    (the prisoners) will know How Hot It's Gonna Be While They Are Working on My Chain Gangs."
    5- He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value. When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't The Ritz/Carlton.....If you don't like it, don't come back."
    6- He bought Newt Gingrich's lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.

    More On The Arizona Sheriff:

    With temperatures being even hotter than usual in
    Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record), the Associated Press reports about 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued PINK boxer shorts. On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside. The week before, many were
    also swathed in wet PINK towels sweat
    collected on their chests and dripped down onto their PINK socks. "It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who has lived in the tents for one year. "It's inhumane."

    Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic . He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and Our Soldiers Are Living In Tents Too, And They Have To Wear Full Battle Gear, But They Didn't Commit Any Crimes, So Shut Your Damned Mouths!"

    Way To Go, Sheriff!

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    America's toughest Sheriff is one of the good guys. He even instituted English classes for his non English fluent inmates.
    Bob Gutermuth
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    That guy is great.
    mrgd

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    It's a shame that we can't draft him to run for president in 2008
    GO JOE GO REGARDS

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    Good for him...we live in a time that common since aint so common.

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