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    I guess George Carlin said this:


    I want to live my next life backwards:

    You start out dead and get that out of the way.

    Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

    Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

    Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

    Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

    You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

    You get ready for High School; drink alcohol; party, and you're generally promiscuous.

    Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

    Then you become a baby, and then...

    You spend your last nine months floating peacefully in
    luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...

    You finish off as an orgasm.


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    I saw him live in Vegas several years ago and it was the nastiest most vulgar event that was humanly possible.

    On occasion he has a decent message but he is a pig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Perry View Post
    I saw him live in Vegas several years ago and it was the nastiest most vulgar event that was humanly possible.

    On occasion he has a decent message but he is a pig.

    How many times did you see him?

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    Just once in person but have occasionaly heard him on the comedy channel on my XM. It is usually at least R rated but there is some times a good under lying message.

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