Attn: My Wimmenz!!!!!

[Jerry]

Trying to talk Howard into staying over a while on his Spring Trip and come to the Retreat.

Said he would love stay and go to the nudie bars with me but he wants to get back to Alaska because "Breakup" will be over. For the uninitiated, "Breakup" is when the ice has melted and the rivers are flowing, lakes are open, etc.

Here's the problem.

I got a portable bar that I built when I was attending University of Texas. I've got booze.

Can you see where this is headed????

Help me keep Howard here for the Retreat.

Jerry

[msdaisey]

Would it help if I:

a) promise to be there; or

b) promise to stay away?

[DEDEYE]

I will work on it. I can pimp him out if he is carting puppies. They are his props to gather his new harems about.

[Jerry]

Would it help if I:

a) promise to be there; or

b) promise to stay away?

I guarantee he would stay if he saw what I saw!!!!

Jerry

[Vicky Trainor]

I could always get Hoppy to come with msdaisey....then I bet he would stay!!

Vicky

[Gun_Dog2002]

If he brings the motorhome i might be able to get away for awhile....

/Paul

[Lonny Taylor]

Jerry,

If you held the retreat in March when most of us are down there winter training you might have a bigger turnout.

LT