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    Default Duck Hunting Joke....

    Saw this one on another site, too good not to share:

    A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh, when he decided to take a leak.... He walked over to a tree and propped up his shotgun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the shotgun fell over, and discharged, shooting him in the genitals.
    Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
    "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be ok; the damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the shot. The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive damage done to your penis, so I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."
    "Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the man replied "Is your brother a plastic surgeon?"
    "Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the local symphony."
    "He's going to teach you, where to place your fingers, so you don't pee in your eye."

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    Ha ha, I like it... I have a duck huntin joke but its really not appropriate...

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