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    Default Ever Been Dog Tired?

    An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard.

    I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.

    He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a
    corner.

    An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

    The next day he was back, resumed his position in the hall, and slept
    For an hour. This continued for several weeks.

    Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog
    Comes to my house for a nap."

    The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar:
    "He lives in a home with ten children -- he's trying to catch up on
    his sleep.

    Can I come with him tomorrow?"
    When it stops being fun, I will find something else to do with my time and money.

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    hahahahahahaha
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    That is great!
    Sherri Young

    "It's the journey that's important, with experience and knowledge to be gained along the way, in the company of our faithful dogs and our good friends."
    Ralph Waldo Emerson

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    Very Cute!

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    Very good..I like that
    beauty fades, but dumb is forever. (Judge Judy)

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    Funny, needed a good laugh this afternoon.

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    Very cute!!!!!
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    Sounds like my house!

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    Reminds me of a friends message on her note pads.

    "Mother of Five (5)"
    "Grandmother of Twelve (12)"
    "Drunk by Seven"
    "Whoopee"
    A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

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    Smart dog, I love it.
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