I have 3 cows on the neighbors property as well as 2 on mine.
There's a Feed Store in our area that has two locations. He goes to one because it's two miles closer. I go to the other because it's close to the Pharmacy we use. He got an account set up in my name at "his" feed store. Today I had no need for groceries or medicine so I went to his.
Most of you are aware that since they took a chunk from my jaw, tongue, lip, neck and chest, I have somewhat of a speech impediment. Some, including myself, might say I "talk funny".
I walk in and tell the Lady "A friend set up an account for me here" and before I could say anything else she says "OK" & goes into the office and brings back a "gimme" Cap. I sort of giggle and she asks who got the cap for me.
I finally made her understand that I was there to buy feed but "Thanks for the cap". She laughed a little and then gave me a calendar!!!
I finally got my half ton of feed and got the Hell out of there!!!!