After a 60 day battle of wits, dilligence, and desire to WIN... victory is finally MINE!!! What a glorious day!
There will no doubt be a movie made about this someday.
His cunningness, sneakiness, and shear evil demeanor are second to none. My garage is his lair of demolition and anarchy.
Through multiple mishaps, many close calls, and victory so close i could taste it, he continue to escape my wrath in a manner only McGyver could explain.
No cheese to fine, no peanut butter too creamy... his ability to con his way in and walk away with the prize would make Danny Ocean jealous.
But no longer... NO LONGER i say! No longer shall we live in fear and no longer shall I pretend to care when the woman runs her pie hole about my inability to dominate my arch nemesis.
Today we rejoice in victory as the evil reign of the whiskered one comes to an end!!!
So to my most worthy enemy, i bid thee farewell with these words of respect...
I OWN YOU!!! WHAT NOW RATATOUILLE B@$t@RD!!! CRAP ALL OVER MY GARAGE NOW PUNK AZZ!!! SCOREBOARD B!T@H!
He's way bigger and much more fierce looking that the picture shows.