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    Default The epic battle ends!!!!

    After a 60 day battle of wits, dilligence, and desire to WIN... victory is finally MINE!!! What a glorious day!


    There will no doubt be a movie made about this someday.


    His cunningness, sneakiness, and shear evil demeanor are second to none. My garage is his lair of demolition and anarchy.


    Through multiple mishaps, many close calls, and victory so close i could taste it, he continue to escape my wrath in a manner only McGyver could explain.


    No cheese to fine, no peanut butter too creamy... his ability to con his way in and walk away with the prize would make Danny Ocean jealous.


    But no longer... NO LONGER i say! No longer shall we live in fear and no longer shall I pretend to care when the woman runs her pie hole about my inability to dominate my arch nemesis.


    Today we rejoice in victory as the evil reign of the whiskered one comes to an end!!!


    So to my most worthy enemy, i bid thee farewell with these words of respect...

    I OWN YOU!!! WHAT NOW RATATOUILLE B@$t@RD!!! CRAP ALL OVER MY GARAGE NOW PUNK AZZ!!! SCOREBOARD B!T@H!







    He's way bigger and much more fierce looking that the picture shows.

    SM

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    Sh$t Shayne I thought this was going to be something about EE. When I scrolled down and saw the pic I almost pead. I have been battling his relatives for years right here in my house. Finally think I got a handle on things. I bought an electric mouse trap. 2 AA batteries and it shocks the life right out of them.

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    My stomach hurts from laughing! AWESOME Shayne!!!!
    Let's hope for your sanity there are no offspring lurking in a corner.....
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    So you really used a RAT trap for that baby mouse??
    Your wife must be so proud!!

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    Here's a scary thought, Shayne. Are you sure you got the right mouse?

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    Epic prose to make Sun Tzu proud, but really, all you had to do was was call on a services company known as


    Sentry Express.

    MG

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick_C View Post
    So you really used a RAT trap for that baby mouse??
    Your wife must be so proud!!

    Probably why he missed so many times!!!

    Congratulations anyway brother Shayne

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    Just remember, where there's one, there's always more......
    "A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have." - Thomas Jefferson

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    A blatant ploy to promote a sponsor.....

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    BEWARE! Terrorist like these never act alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "You can have any color you want, so long as its black". Henry Ford

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