Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed! One of them said, "I'm the best Surgeon in Arkansas!!"
In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost several fingers in a accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England!
The second surgeon said, Thats nothing! A young man lost an arm and both legs in a accident! I reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olyimpics!!
The third surgeon said, " You guys are amateurs!" Several years ago a woman was high on Cocaine and Marijana and she road a horse Head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the womans Blonde hair and the horses Ass. I was able to put them together and now she is running for President....