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    Senior Member Kevin Eskam's Avatar
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    Default Arkansas Surgeons !!

    Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed! One of them said, "I'm the best Surgeon in Arkansas!!"


    In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost several fingers in a accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England!


    The second surgeon said, Thats nothing! A young man lost an arm and both legs in a accident! I reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olyimpics!!


    The third surgeon said, " You guys are amateurs!" Several years ago a woman was high on Cocaine and Marijana and she road a horse Head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the womans Blonde hair and the horses Ass. I was able to put them together and now she is running for President....

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    Now that's funny right there I don't care who you are.
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    hahahaha although it should be new york surgeons now

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