Someone needs to clue me in on what GDG stands for but I'm assuming we are to use that to show if it's off topic??? Anyhow, I got a kick out of this and hope you do too. -Anne

> Subject: FW: Eagles mate for life...


>
> Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary,
> his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't
> return he went looking and found her. She had been shot.
> Dead! Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes
> of mourning he decided that he must get himself another
> mate but since there weren't any lady eagles available he'd
> have to cross the feather barrier.
>
> So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove
> and brought her back to the nest. The sex was good but all
> the dove would say is 'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a
> DOVE, I want to love!'
>
> Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of
> the nest and flew off once more to find a mate. He soon found
> a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the
> sex was good but all the loon would say is, 'I am a LOON, I
> want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!'
>
> So out with the loon. Once more he flew off to find a mate.
> This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck
> back to the nest.This time the sex was great, but all the duck
> would say was.....
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> No, the duck didn't say THAT
>
> ... Don't be SO disgusting.!
>
>
>
>
> The duck said,
> 'I am a DRAKE, you made a MISTAKE !!!!!!!!!!