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    Default A little midweek GDG for you gals.

    Two ways to look at everything

    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken woman swiggin her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asks, 'Do you know her?'


    'Yes,' I sighed. 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

    'My God!' says my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'



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    Thanks Uncle Bill, needed that today
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    True story,,, No Doubt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MooseGooser View Post
    True story,,, No Doubt!

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    You really know how to hurt a guy!

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    Holy crap, I had no idea we dated the same gal........


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gun_Dog2002 View Post


    Holy crap, I had no idea we dated the same gal........


    /Paul
    Oh Yeah? Take thet!


    Heh heh heh heh...you are so easy. I just "reproduced" your statement without your "written or any other" permission. Wuddayagonnadoboutit???


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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Bill View Post
    Two ways to look at everything

    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken woman swiggin her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asks, 'Do you know her?'


    'Yes,' I sighed. 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

    'My God!' says my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'



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    HAHAHAHAHAHA! I just saw this. Pretty funny I gotta say!
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    Yep...it's all a matter of perspective.
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    LOL....thanks for the chuckle today.
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