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    Default Gdg Five Rules For Men To Follow To A Happy Life:gdg

    1. It's important to have a woman, who cooks, cleans, and has a job.
    2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
    3. It's important to have a woman, whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
    4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you .
    5. It's very, very, very important that these four women do not know each other

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    It don't all come in one package? Gonna have to talk to the Truth in Advertising people.
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    There are women that will tell you that they can do 1 thru 4.
    They cannot.

    No need to ask how I know this. But you "guys" know I'm right.

    I fully expect the womens retaliation on this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lablover View Post
    There are women that will tell you that they can do 1 thru 4.
    They cannot.

    No need to ask how I know this. But you "guys" know I'm right.

    I fully expect the womens retaliation on this.


    Ladies...my joke was for entertainment purposes. I in NO way condone this kind of thinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ftrjuj View Post
    It don't all come in one package?
    YES IT DOES!!! AND there many other husbands out that will tell ya the same thing! The only reason I think I was lucky enough to marry her was in a past life she must have been really bad!!!!!!!
    Gotta Love It!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick Johndrow View Post
    1. It's important to have a woman, who cooks, cleans, and has a job.
    2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
    3. It's important to have a woman, whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
    4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you .
    5. It's very, very, very important that these four women do not know each other
    Are you married???? cause if your wife reads this you may be asked pertinate questions on this post..
    beauty fades, but dumb is forever. (Judge Judy)

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    The only rule you need to know is just before you speak, ask yourself, "Do I want to be right or do I want to be happy?". It is that simple!

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    Sweet Bride had one little glitch but since she cooked and had a job I didn't mind the "cleans" part.

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    Remember guys, IF your wife had any kind of prior relationships with any man, and the settled on you, you are, at least, the second choice.

    I read that somewhere. All in fun, you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick Johndrow View Post
    1. It's important to have a woman, who cooks, cleans, and has a job.
    2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
    3. It's important to have a woman, whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
    4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you .
    5. It's very, very, very important that these four women do not know each other

    What a knack you have of POing the RTFettes, PJ. You must be a grad-you-8 of the Ed Aycock school of RTF charm eh? It worked well for him, hope you have similar success. heh heh heh heh

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