Shouylda gotten this to y'all sooner...but ya got 'til midnight.
Good luck with the IRS.
Dear Internal Revenue Service: Enclosed you will please find my 2008 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from USA Today newspaper dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat. I am enclosing four toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six hammers valued @ $1,029), bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws). It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.
Sincerely, A Satisfied Taxpayer