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    On one side we have a bitch who is a lawyer who is married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

    On the other side we have a true war hero who is married to large chested lady who owns a beer distributorship.

    I can't understand why we even need an election!
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    Well put...

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    Careful, if you make disparaging comments about lawyers on here you will get a note from the bosses.
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    ...and I don't think McCain is great either, but when compared to the other two, he is the super candidate.

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    Cindy McCain is a babe....a very wealthy babe....former USC cheerleader...she rocks....

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    too funny!
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    What do you call 25 lawyers skydiving?!!!??

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    What do you call a thousand lawyers on a sinking ship?

    A good start.

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    The young boy and his father were visiting the cemetary to visit the grave of the boy's grandmother. the little boy stopped and was reading the headstones along the way when he stopped and had a puzzled look on his face. When his father asked why he looked confused the little boy asked his father to read this headstone.

    Here lies James Smith, a lawyer and an honest man. To which the little boy replied.
    Dad, how did they get 2 guys in that hole ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRAKEHAVEN View Post
    The young boy and his father were visiting the cemetary to visit the grave of the boy's grandmother. the little boy stopped and was reading the headstones along the way when he stopped and had a puzzled look on his face. When his father asked why he looked confused the little boy asked his father to read this headstone.

    Here lies James Smith, a lawyer and an honest man. To which the little boy replied.
    Dad, how did they get 2 guys in that hole ??

    Now that is funny stuff. Most of the lawyers I know, and there are many, know the jokes come with the territory.
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