...that y'all might get a laugh from. Was always a biggie around the res.
A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever
physical exam. after checking all of her vitals and running the usual
tests, the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I
could find no problems. I did notice one abnormality, however."
"Oh, what is that, Doctor?"
"Well, you have no nipples."
"None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied.
"That is amazing," said the doctor. "I'd like to write this up for The
American Journal of Medicine if you don't mind."
She said, "OK."
"First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?"
She answered, "Approximately 500."
"And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the doctor.
Running Doe replied, "We're called..."
"The Indian Nippleless Five Hundred!"