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Thread: $10,000 for phone call to God. Joke

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    Default $10,000 for phone call to God. Joke

    A man decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from south to north.
    On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read $10,000 per call". The man, being intrigued, asked a Pastor who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The Pastor replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The man thanked the Pastor and went along his way.

    Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "OK., thank you," said the man.
    He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.
    The man, upon leaving New York, decided to travel out to the Midwest to see if western states had the same phone.

    He arrived in Denver, Colorado, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 cents per call." The man was surprised so he asked the Pastor about the sign. "Reverend, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the east and south the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?
    The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Colorado now, son, it's a local call".
    What its prominence suggest, and what all science confirms is that the dog is a creature of the nose- A. Horowitz.

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    ohh sad but, true....washington has gone to SH** with the folks running our state government....change is coming.....Dino Rossi will be in office soon!

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