These classifieds put in the paper - a smile for your day
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> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

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> FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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> FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super
Dog....able
>to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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> FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be
a
>big reward.
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> COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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> NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
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> GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb.
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> JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
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> WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
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> And the best one:
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> FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45
volumes.
> Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got
married
>last month. Wife knows everything.