FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
California grown. 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica,
45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed.
Got married last month.
Wife knows everything.