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POLITICAL humor
Near Frederick, Md. , where there is a large German-speaking
population. A farmer walking down a country road notices a man
drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have sh** in it.')
The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here
campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'
The farmer replied: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
Bob Gutermuth
Canvasback Chesapeakes
ROLL TIDE!
has to be a fake. only repubs are naive enough to think that ponds are clean enough to drink out of. lol.
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Uhwh
Last edited by precisionlabradors; 04-26-2011 at 03:03 PM.
Good one, Bob. Here is another:
Vice President Cheney: Now, I think things have gotten so bad inside Iraq, from the standpoint of the Iraqi people, my belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators.
Regards,
Joe S.
"Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anais Nin
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'.
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation.
Tom Sangster
Winterville, GA
And Only Liberals believe that a small release of oil from the Stretegic Reserve into the market will provide big relief on the price of gas and a large release of oil from Offshore and ANWR drilling will only provide relief in the form of cents on the dollar...Originally Posted by precisionlabradors
But hey, call me economically stupid if you want... at least I took a HS Economics class unlike Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid...
Richard
Legacy 6
Legacy's Lady Jade "Jade" (d. 23JUNE08)
Legacy's Tallgrass of Natoma "Natti"
Might as well throw in a cartoon too.
One cannot reason someone out of something they were not reasoned into. - Jonathan Swift
Breaking News
BARRACK OBAMA HAS CHOSEN HIS RUNNING MATE. IT WAS ANNOUNCED TODAY
THAT HE HAS SELECTED SYLVESTER STALLONE AS HIS CHOICE FOR VICE PRESIDENT.
THEY WILL RUN AS "SAMBO AND RAMBO".
ALSO, I HEARD THAT NANCY PEOLOSI IS GOING TO BE SECRETARY OF STATE,
SO IT WILL BE SAMBO, RAMBO, AND BIMBO!!
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
Hey "MS" watch the racial garbage!!!!!!!!!!!!
Speak about the politics and leave race out it!!!!!!!
WHAT WAS THIS REFERING TOO? NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT RACE.
WTF WAS WE THINKING I.E American Voters
what are you talking about?
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LovelyWendie99
Last edited by precisionlabradors; 04-26-2011 at 03:04 PM.
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