Near Frederick, Md. , where there is a large German-speaking
population. A farmer walking down a country road notices a man
drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have sh** in it.')
The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here
campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'
The farmer replied: "Use two hands, you'll get more."