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    Default You’re decent, but just confused and stupid. (Political GDG)

    Good morning, hillbilly mouth-breathers! How are we today? Did we put our shoes on the correct feet and wipe all the drool off our faces before heading outside to plant turnips and whup our kids? Good, good.

    Now go find a Democrat to help you read the rest of this post. I’ll try not to use words that are too big or fancy but if you come across something you don’t understand, your Democrat friend is right there to explain everything.

    I’ve been concerned ever since I ran the reader poll that showed me that 95% of you are ignorant racists with sexual inadequacies. The world told you what to do but you won’t listen and I guess that’s because you’re just too dumb to know how dumb you are.

    Well, thank God for Barack Obama and Joe Biden. They hope to bring the change you can believe in - if you can just try really hard to put down the guns and Bibles and burning crosses long enough to take some learnin’.

    The first step is to only listen to the “correct” political commentary. Obama, last summer:

    The one thing that I want to insist on is that, as I travel around the country, the American people are a decent people. Now they get confused sometimes. You know, they listen to the wrong talk radio shows or watch the wrong TV networks, um, but they’re, they’re basically decent, they’re basically sound.

    See, you’re good folks but you just don’t know what’s good for you. You listen to Rush Limbaugh, and that is wrong. You watch Fox News Channel, also wrong.

    Now, he wasn’t clear on which radio or TV shows are the “right” ones to watch, but I’m guessing they would include all the ones who are blatantly and unapologetically in the tank for Mr. Obama himself. You’re too stupid and confused to know it, but that would be ALL OF THEM EXCEPT FOX. Your Democrat helper-friend can show you how to use your TV channel menus and radio tuning dial to find those. Try not to get any poop or slobber on those devices during your lesson.

    As for why you’re so confused and misguided, well it’s simple. Mr. Biden explained it yesterday:

    The Republican party and some of the blogs and others on the far right, are trying very hard to paint a picture of this man, they’re trying the best as they can to mischaracterize who he is and what he stands for.

    All this stuff about how different Barack Obama is, they’re not just used to somebody really smart. They’re just not used to somebody who’s really well educated. They just don’t know quite how to handle it. Cause if he’s as smart as Barack is he must not be from my neighborhood.

    Ain’t that the plum truth? I personally have never met anyone as smart or as educated as Barack Obama. Why, in my immediate family there are only two master degrees, one college professor, two engineers, one licensed P.A. (high-level medical professional), and one director of an honors math department. So, no, I just can’t handle someone like Barack with all his education and brains. It’s completely beyond my scope of understanding and it is yours, too. Don’t get confused by Sean Hannity and go thinking otherwise.

    (That would be racist.)

    You know who is smart enough to handle Barack? This douche, I mean genius on the Huffington Post:

    …if you are a McCain/Palin/Bush voter, you and I do not have a difference of opinion. We have a difference in brain power.

    Now, I want to be clear and speak directly to those of you who LOVED that Palin interview. You’re an idiot. I mean that.

    …if you watched those interview excerpts and weren’t scared out of your freakin’ mind, then you’re mentally ill, mentally disabled, or mentally disturbed. What you are NOT is responsible, informed, curious, thoughtful, mature, educated, empathetic, or remotely serious. I mean it.

    …Stop voting for people who remind you of your neighbor. Stop voting for the ideologically intransigent, the staggeringly ignorant, and the blazingly incompetent.

    Vote for someone smarter than you.

    Clearly, Huffington Post is one of the “correct” avenues from which you should be getting your information.

    Well, morons, I hope this has been helpful. Frankly, I’m surprised so many dummies are even able to access my blog, seeing as how it requires taking your finger out of your booger-laden nose long enough to wield a mouse. If you’re like me, you had to have a Democrat turn on the computer for you and show you where to click.

    In fact a Democrat is typing this for me right now because I’m so confused about how to handle Obama’s staggering genius that I’ve curled into the fetal position and am sucking my thumb, which I only stop doing long enough to shout out the N-word and ask for some juice and Froot Loops. After I’ve been fed, my Democrat is going to read aloud from Daily Kos for me until it’s time for my nap.

    LINK to original article.
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    Could you say that again, but slower?
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    I'm an engineer. I'd venture to say that a whole lot of these "smart" people couldn't make it through freshman year of engineering school.

    If the liberals were actually intelligent, they wouldn't be supporting the same old socialistic programs, which only burden an economy.
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    Obamba --- top of his class at Princeton

    McCain ---- bottom of his class at Annapolis

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    SO? just getting into the USNA is tough, nevermind graduating. Sen McCain flew jets, the US Govt doesn't trust just anybody with one of them. Anybody can become a community organizer, just ask Al Capone, Jesse Jackson or Jimmy Hoffa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Perry View Post
    Obamba --- top of his class at Princeton

    McCain ---- bottom of his class at Annapolis
    I just about flunked out of high school, now I have a Ph.D in Chemistry. Furthermore, I graduated from graduate school at the top of my class. Grades sure tells us alot about how intelligent we are.

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    Wow, is this yankee chick serious or is this a parody of some sort?
    A google search on her, got my finger out of my nose for a second, gives mixed signals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Perry View Post
    Obamba --- top of his class at Princeton

    McCain ---- bottom of his class at Annapolis
    check your spelling on your guy Obama.....

    For You OBH supporters , I cant tell whether its that you are so fed up with the current administration (as is the majority of the country) or that you are all drinking the same kool aid and have fallen for the hype and a slick marketing campaign...the same type of marketing that gets you to buy a certain car, use a brand of soap, drink a certain beer..( I got my degree in marketing)...how else do you explain his meteoric rise to the top of your party and along the way knocking off what is/was arguably the most formidable political machine in modern day politics in the Clintons...maybe Bill was right , you all bought into the fairy tale, you were disillusioned and looking for a great story and they told you a tale and if you dont wake up by Nov.its going to end in a very bad way and you will have no one to blame but yourself and the million others that have bought into the same hype
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonbonjovi View Post
    check your spelling on your guy Obama.....

    For You OBH supporters , I cant tell whether its that you are so fed up with the current administration (as is the majority of the country) or that you are all drinking the same kool aid and have fallen for the hype and a slick marketing campaign...the same type of marketing that gets you to buy a certain car, use a brand of soap, drink a certain beer..( I got my degree in marketing)...how else do you explain his meteoric rise to the top of your party and along the way knocking off what is/was arguably the most formidable political machine in modern day politics in the Clintons...maybe Bill was right , you all bought into the fairy tale, you were disillusioned and looking for a great story and they told you a tale and if you dont wake up by Nov.its going to end in a very bad way and you will have no one to blame but yourself and the million others that have bought into the same hype
    Obama is not necessary MY guy. I voted Republican until George Bush ran and I felt I could with good concience vote for him. To me, I was right. Again I do not really like either canditate that is running for our highest office.

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    Arguably one of the most brilliant people in history, Albert Einstein had a really tough time in math in primary school. His teachers nicknamed him Der kline dumbkopf, the little dumbhead.
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