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    I think this is how General George S. Patton would sum things up.. and then catch holy hell from Ike. He sure had a unique way of expressing his thoughts.Ghost of General Patton

    A Message from the Ghost of General Patton....

    ATTENTION! To ALL those whining, panty-waisted, pathetic Maggots, it's time for a little refresher course
    on exactly why we Americans occasionally have to fight wars.See if you can tear yourself away from your 'reality' TV and Starbucks for a minute, pull your head out of your flabby ass -- and LISTEN UP!!< B>Abu Ghraib is not 'torture' or an 'atrocity'. This is the kind of thing frat boys, sorority girls, and academy cadets do to newcomers A little fun at someone else's expense.Certainly no reason to wring your hands or get your panties in a wad.Got that?THIS IS an atrocity!So Was This!!!WHICH PART DON'T YOU GET?Islam a peaceful religion???
    My Ass!

    Millions of these sons-of-bitches are plotting, as we speak, to destroy our country and our way of life any way they can.
    Some of them are here among us now.
    They don't want to convert you and don't want to rule you. You are a vile infestation of Allah's paradise. They don't give a shit how 'progressive' you are, how peace-loving you are, or how much you sympathize with their cause. They want your ass dead , and they think it is God's will for them to do it.
    Some think if we give them a hug or listen to them, then they'll like us... and if you agree? Then you are a pathetic dumb ass!

    If they manage to get their hands on a nuke, chemical agents, or even some anthrax -- you will wish to God we had hunted them down and killed THEM while we had the chance.

    How many more Americans must be beheaded ??

    You've fallen asleep AGAIN, maggots!
    And you may not get another chance!


    and pass this on to any and every person you give a damn about.. if you ever gave a damn about
    George S. PattonOnly two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
    Jesus Christ and the American Soldier

    One died for your soul;
    the other for your freedom.
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    Damn I though the dog General Patton was on the Today show.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by badbullgator View Post
    Damn I though the dog General Patton was on the Today show.....
    thats what I thought too
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    I don't usually like war movies, but that opening speech in Patton, George C. Scott ;

    We're going to run through them like sh*# through a goose. Also something about a bunch of goo that used to be your buddy's face.

    Rommel, you beautiful bas#*%#, I read your book.

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    OMG this is soooo Lazarus mail... Didn't this go around the net about 2 years ago?
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    I must have missed all this "stuff" back then (2007). After "googling" General Patton on Today, I watched and listened. It kind of gave me the shivers, but as a grim reminder with the heavy touch of a Patton is still a winner.
    Jim Boyer

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