GDG Anybody Need a Laugh?

[Bayou Magic]

This is an email I just received from a friend...

My day started early this morning when by new work Blackberry sounded
off while I was eating breakfast. No lie, when I tried to retrieve the
e-mail I accidently dropped it into my bowl of Honeynut Cherrios. Sunk
completely out of sight down in the milk. Ever try to wash milk out of
a Blackberry's keys with water and how was I supposed to know they were
not waterproof. Anyway, when you try to explain that to a boss who is
younger than you and doesn't even deer hunt much less duckhunt, it isn't
always easy. Remember, I am the one who fought , unsuccessfully I might
add, that I wasn't going to carry a Blackberry. When asked how did this
happen and how could it have been prevented, I don't recommend to answer
it could have been prevented if Peggy had of cooked bacon and eggs
insead of cereal. What is the trial schedule now for the rest of the
Fall? mr. boot

[Lisa Van Loo]

This is an email I just received from a friend...

My day started early this morning when by new work Blackberry sounded
off while I was eating breakfast. No lie, when I tried to retrieve the
e-mail I accidently dropped it into my bowl of Honeynut Cherrios. Sunk
completely out of sight down in the milk. Ever try to wash milk out of
a Blackberry's keys with water and how was I supposed to know they were
not waterproof. Anyway, when you try to explain that to a boss who is
younger than you and doesn't even deer hunt much less duckhunt, it isn't
always easy. Remember, I am the one who fought , unsuccessfully I might
add, that I wasn't going to carry a Blackberry. When asked how did this
happen and how could it have been prevented, I don't recommend to answer
it could have been prevented if Peggy had of cooked bacon and eggs
insead of cereal. What is the trial schedule now for the rest of the
Fall? mr. boot

If he hadn't had the blackberry in the first place, he couldn't have dropped it in the Cheerios.

Wonder if his boss would see the logic in it.

Lisa (has dodged the crackberry epidemic so far)

[Boondux]

This is an email I just received from a friend...

My day started early this morning when by new work Blackberry sounded
off while I was eating breakfast. No lie, when I tried to retrieve the
e-mail I accidently dropped it into my bowl of Honeynut Cherrios. Sunk
completely out of sight down in the milk. Ever try to wash milk out of
a Blackberry's keys with water and how was I supposed to know they were
not waterproof. Anyway, when you try to explain that to a boss who is
younger than you and doesn't even deer hunt much less duckhunt, it isn't
always easy. Remember, I am the one who fought , unsuccessfully I might
add, that I wasn't going to carry a Blackberry. When asked how did this
happen and how could it have been prevented, I don't recommend to answer
it could have been prevented if Peggy had of cooked bacon and eggs
insead of cereal. What is the trial schedule now for the rest of the
Fall? mr. boot

That is funny - great response!

[Steve Amrein]

Just tell him it was stolen

[JusticeDog]

Same as the dicataphone my dog ate...... it "stopped working."

[Keith Stroyan]

I thought blackberries were good on cheerios.

[cakaiser]

Crackberry and headphones for TV, means your husband really and truly NEVER listens to you.

[Cleo Watson]

Solution - this happened to another 'brown dog' owner. Eating in a restaurant and had the blackberry on the table - went to the 'men's room' and when he returned the berry was gone. So you see, you wouldn't be telling a story. Imagine the surprise when the theif goes to use it. LOL

[DarrinGreene]

Don't recommend the following responses:

"It won't happen again because from now on, outside of work and work hours, the crackberry will be turned off and stored in my computer bag."

"It could have been prevented by not expecting me to answer emails on my personal time"

"Maybe we could just go with the implanted computer chip technology so I can be your slave 24/7"