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    Default Hope this isn't too political... GDG

    for all the RTFers and RTFettes on this BB. But then, I figure those that matter won't mind...and those that mind, don't matter.

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    We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the corebeliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are.





    You might be a redneck if:



    It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'



    You might be a redneck if:



    You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.



    You might be a redneck if:



    You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'



    You might be a redneck if:



    You bow your head when someone prays.



    You might be a redneck if:



    You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.



    You might be a redneck if:



    You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.



    You might be a redneck if:



    You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.



    You might be a redneck if:



    You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.



    You might be a redneck if:



    You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.



    You might be a redneck if:



    You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
    When the one you love becomes a memory, that memory becomes a treasure.

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    Yup just as I thought I am a redneck.....an Asian one at that....
    All my Exes live in Texas

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    A few things that I learned still ring true. "Lanse when you get a gift, say thank you and walk away. When you get a screwing walk away. You are going to get a lot more screwings than gifts"

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    Hey UB,

    Thanks for sharing that! I'm behind you!!

    Send it to Jeff Foxworthy; he'll probably use it!
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    I guess I'm a redneck

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    definate redneck here.

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    The first time I made contact with UB, I called his home. His wife answered the phone and said that he was not available at that time. I explained that I wanted to talk to UB personally since he and I seemed to have a number of like ideas and philosophies and that I wanted to at least meet him over the phone. Now, I never had talked to his wife before, but she thought a minute and the said, "ARE YOU A REDNECK? I paused and answered "Well, now that you mention it, i guess I do qualify". My kind of woman. She gave me his cell number, we talked.

    Later I have had the pleasure of hunting with Bill for four memeorable days and YESS, HE IS A TRUE REDNECK. Takes one to know one. Bill Watson
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    Guess I qualify

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    Holy smokes
    I answered all of them correctly
    My wife was right
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    guilty

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    One here...

    my wife says I'm a redneck, I think it's a compliment.
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