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    A few years ago several of us went to the Nascar race at Texas Motor Speedway ( when I rubbed the Sun Screen on the goodlookin Womans chest). Then we went to Bristol for the night race, courtesy of the benevolence of an RTF member.

    One of the group that went to Texas called an hour or so ago and wanted to know what Tony Stewart's Number was.

    She was on PIT ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    He used to drive the # 20 Home Depot car , he now drives the # 14 Old Spice car
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    I knew his number.

    Just pizzed me off that she was there and I was here castratin calves!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerry View Post
    I knew his number.

    Just pizzed me off that she was there and I was here castratin calves!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerry View Post
    I knew his number.

    Just pizzed me off that she was there and I was here castratin calves!!!!!!!!!

    Jerry
    there is a small amount of irony there.....brings new meaning to the term blue b****, if she was on pit row I am surprised you could even hear her with all the noise there at the race
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    A few things that I learned still ring true. "Lanse when you get a gift, say thank you and walk away. When you get a screwing walk away. You are going to get a lot more screwings than gifts"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonbonjovi View Post
    there is a small amount of irony there.....brings new meaning to the term blue b****, if she was on pit row I am surprised you could even hear her with all the noise there at the race
    This was prior to the Start.

    And I furnished a tent, Porta Pottie, and CAMPER for her!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Damn Broad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonbonjovi View Post
    He used to drive the # 20 Home Depot car , he now drives the # 14 Old Spice car
    Office Depot also sometimes sponsors Smoke's car.

    But all the buzz is about Shrub. He might be a spoiled jack a$$, but the kid is an incredible talent! I predict he wins more than fifteen races this year (Sprint, Nationwide, and Trucks).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerry View Post
    I knew his number.

    Just pizzed me off that she was there and I was here castratin calves!!!!!!!!!

    Jerry
    Cooking up some Rocky Mtn oysters too? YUM!

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