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    Default The Great Bailout Plan...

    The Dead Horse

    Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100.

    The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day..

    The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news... the horse died."

    Chuck replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."

    The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

    Chuck said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse."

    The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

    Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

    The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"

    Chuck said, "Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

    A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?"

    Chuck said, "I raffled him off.

    I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998."

    The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

    Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.."

    Chuck grew up and now works for the government.

    He's the one who figured out how this "bail-out" is going to work.
    These are field trials and the people involved largely don't understand a normal day much less a "normal days hunt".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Guthrie View Post
    The Dead Horse

    Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100.

    The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day..

    The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news... the horse died."

    Chuck replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."

    The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

    Chuck said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse."

    The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

    Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

    The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"

    Chuck said, "Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

    A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?"

    Chuck said, "I raffled him off.

    I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998."

    The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

    Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.."

    Chuck grew up and now works for the government.

    He's the one who figured out how this "bail-out" is going to work.
    No wonder one of Obamas guy's was down here buying dead horses

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