Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away
Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says:"Nice pigs, sir." The
President replies: "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas
Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got
one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi." The squared away Marine again
snaps to attention, salutes and says,"Excellent trade, sir."