I heard this and am still laughing about it. In Boston they have an annual St patty day breakfast /roast of politicians. This year a sheriff from a county outside of Boston did not attend this breakfast but attended a local parade. The interviewer asked him if he were at the roast what would he say to Mayor Menino.... his response was " Mr. Mayor, you are the only one I know who can take Viagra and actually grow taller" I thought it was just a perfect statement that is pretty much true of every politician. Jim