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    Default Presidential jokes

    Post any presidential jokes here.

    Past presidential jokes welcome.

    I'll start:



    The Dept Of Defense briefed the president this morning, they told OBAMA that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq . To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face.

    Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

    Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?'

    This is especially funny since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.



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    JIMMY CARTER - joke -
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    Not really jokes, but a few good bumper stickers cruising about recently.

    "You think healthcare is expensive now??? Just wait till it's FREE!!"

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    "I WILL GIVE YOUR PRESIDENT THE SAME RESPECT YOU GAVE MINE"


    And one of my all time favs is from Lady Thatcher:

    "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples' money"

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    Only three so far.....I don't think I can post any that I have gotten...Chris would ban me
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    Do you mean about Obama's ban on aspirin?

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    Well that and
    it is a presidential solution.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by badbullgator View Post
    Well that and
    it is a presidential solution.....
    That one is great

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    We may have to turn this into that numbers story eh?

    After we've heard them so many times, we just give 'em a number. Then PJ stands up and sez "26"! And we all

    Then Franco sez "17" and we all

    And everyone sez, "oh well, he never could tell a joke."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Bill View Post
    Then Franco sez "17" and we all


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    That's because Franco is not funny.

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    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a "post turtle." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "post turtle". The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there."



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