If this meats with approval of Chris and keeping the topic some related to our canine friends I would like to have a contest and I would supply a copy of my book and shipping costs to the winner.
While watching a youTube video I saw a related video of Janis Joplin singing "Me and Bobby McGee".
Give your best song based on Obama and Timmy G
Busted flat in DC, waiting for post security
And I feel nearly as worn as my means.
There's a sample have at it and post your results.