All right, if you insist......
Truman and Eisenhower and Kennedy, You Bet!
They gave us new programs and paid down the debt.
LBJ lost his way, Vietnam and all
Ended his days under clouds in a pall.
And even yet,
Great Society standing tall,
He left lower taxes, new programs, less debt.
Next in line was Tricky Dick
He lied, he cheated, a royal prick
And even yet,
Watergate and all,
He left lower taxes, new programs, less debt.
To get over Nixon took some bland mixin
Ford and Carter came in, left an economy need'n fixin'
And even yet,
WIN, embargo and all,
They left us new programs and paid down the debt.
Next came the actor, the sweet smilin Reagan
Bankrupted our thrifts, liquidated my pension
Tax cuts for some, higher spending too,
Left an economy in tatters singin' the higher debt blues.
Then poor old George got stuck with the Bush,
Had to raise taxes to clean up the mush
And with all that,
junk bonds and Contra-ventions
Left higher taxes, more debt, economy contractin'.
Back to the South we went with a smile
Electing Bill Clinton, he won by a mile.
He raised taxes first, then cut them by more
He funded new programs and took us to war.
The economy went soaring, as did his wick,
Proving screwing could happen without Tricky Dick.
And even yet,
Internet, impeachment and all,
He left lower taxes, new programs, less debt.
And then came George Junior, Coke still in his head
Turned back to voodonomics like his father was dead
Invaded Afghanistan, then shorted it too soon.
Went into Iraq, gave Halliburton a boon.
Tax cuts for his friends, lower incomes for the rest,
Bankrupted country, left the economy bereft.
And even yet,
bank failures and blues
Cheney says we're better off - he must be drinkin booze.
What's 5 trillion dollars, our friends are good bets,
We have lower taxes, who cares about debts.
And now comes Obama, and yes he's black,
Many had thought hell'd freeze over long before that.
We gave him three months, why give him more.
If he can't fix things in that, he must be a bore.
No real record yet, so we don't know what's coming
Higher taxes, higher debt, it's got to be something.
According to Rush he musn't succeed,
Because we don't like him so it's failure we need.











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