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    Default Charge of the Treasury

    Down a thousand,
    Down a thousand,
    Down a thousand or more,
    Into the Valley of Recession
    Rode Congress and the Senate
    “Forward the treasury”
    “Spend for the Economy!” he said,
    Into the Valley of Recession,
    Rode Congress and the Senate.


    “Forward the treasury”
    Was there a bank dismay'd
    Not tho' the senate knew
    Someone had blunder'd:

    Their's not to make reply,
    Their's not to reason why,
    Their's but to spend and sigh:

    Into the Valley of Recession
    Rode Congress and the Senate


    Bailouts to the left of them,
    Bailouts to the right of them,
    Bailouts in front of them,
    Spend and Borrowed:
    Storm'd at with banks and loans,
    Boldly they spent like drones,

    Into the valley of Depression
    Into the Nations Collapse,
    Rode the Elected.

    Spent the economy bare,
    Money thrown in the air,
    Taxing AIG bonuses there,
    Borrowing money, while
    All the world Wondered.
    Borrowed the Saudi’s broke,
    Dollars value up in smoke,
    Democrat and Republican.
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    The Last of the Light Brigade by Runyard Kippling was going to be my fist choice, but the Alfred Lord Tennyson Charge of the light Brigage was easier to make a stock market parody.
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    Good one, Richard! Still don't know why Romney did not catch on with normal folks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wayne anderson View Post
    Good one, Richard! Still don't know why Romney did not catch on with normal folks.
    they got scared of his Mormon religion..But yet the Senate majority leader Harry Reid is Mormon but you never hear about it
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonbonjovi View Post
    they got scared of his Mormon religion..But yet the Senate majority leader Harry Reid is Mormon but you never hear about it

    Are you sure Mormon is spelled correct, I think ya gots to many M's
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