Barocky Road Ice Cream
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>In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice
>Cream has introduced a new flavor; "Barocky Road".
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>Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by
>Nuts and Flakes.
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>The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied
>as an ingredient.
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>The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
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>The cost is $100.00 per scoop.
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>When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but
>then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.
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>Thus you are left with an empty Wallet, no change, holding an empty cone,
>with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.
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>Are you feeling stimulated?
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