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Thread: Political Correctness (PC) the loss of words and phrases

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hew View Post
    You should have opted for a fourth cut-n-paste of the make believe Citibank story. At least it was, a) in English, b) made sense and c) was amusing.
    I just figure this dude is a troll

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    Thought I had some in the archives...but as is so frequently the case, I forgot the admonition given me eons ago, when reading "PCs for Dummies"... namely: When putting something into memory, remember where you put it.

    So this is what I stumbled on today. Enjoy, UB

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

    1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a...
    'BREASTED AMERICAN.'

    2. She is not a 'SCREAMER' or a 'MOANER' - She is...
    'VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.'


    3. She is not 'EASY' - She is...
    'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'


    4. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a...
    'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'


    5. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a...
    'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'


    6. She is not an 'AIRHEAD' - She is...
    'REALITY IMPAIRED...'


    7. She does not get 'DRUNK' or 'TIPSY' - She gets.
    'CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED'


    8. She does not have 'BREAST IMPLANTS' - She is...
    'MEDICALLY ENHANCED.'


    9. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes...
    'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'


    10. She is not a 'TRAMP' - She is...
    'SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.'



    11. She does not have 'MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS' - She is...
    'PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.'



    12 She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a...
    'LOW COST PROVIDER.'


    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND
    BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:



    1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a....
    'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'


    2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is...
    'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'


    3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He...
    'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'


    4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in...
    'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'


    5. He is not a 'CRADLE ROBBER' - He prefers...
    'GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.'


    6. He does not get 'FALLING-DOWN DRUNK' - He becomes...
    'ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL..'


    7. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of...
    'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'


    8 He is not a 'MALE CHAUVINIST PIG' - He has...
    'SWINE EMPATHY.'



    9. He is not afraid of 'COMMITMENT' - He is...
    'RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED.'



    10. He is not 'HORNY' - He is
    'SEXUALLY FOCUSED.'



    11. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's....
    'REAR CLEAVAGE '


    Please use your best judgment when referring to these people,
    so as to make it more comfortable for the rest of us
    When the one you love becomes a memory, that memory becomes a treasure.

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