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    NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

    > (1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument
    > when they are right and you need to shut up.
    > (2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a
    > half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have
    > just been given five more minutes to watch the game before
    > helping around the house.
    > (3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means
    > something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that
    > begin with nothing usually end in fine.
    > (4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
    > It!
    > (5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a
    > non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh
    > means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is
    > wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
    > nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
    > (6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous
    > statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means
    > she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
    > when you will pay for your mistake.
    > (7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
    > faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a
    > clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a
    > lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you
    > at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. that will
    > bring on a 'whatever').
    > (8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying, YOU ARE IN TROUBLE!
    > (9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous
    > statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a
    > man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
    > will later result in a man asking 'What's
    > wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


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    When a woman says "FINE!!"

    Your done.
    Trust me on this one.

    Seasoned veteran regards,
    Stan b & Elvis

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    understanding women is an oxymoron....no such thing, my ex even had a book to learn from

    All my Exes live in Texas

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    A few things that I learned still ring true. "Lanse when you get a gift, say thank you and walk away. When you get a screwing walk away. You are going to get a lot more screwings than gifts"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonbonjovi View Post
    understanding women is an oxymoron....no such thing, my ex even had a book to learn from


    Whatever!

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    I just want you guys to know that you'll never understand us. We don't want you to. When you think you do have us figured out, we'll find a way to mess with your mind again...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fowl Play WA View Post
    I just want you guys to know that you'll never understand us. We don't want you to. When you think you do have us figured out, we'll find a way to mess with your mind again...
    FINE!!
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    Cleo teaches Bitch 101 each year. She has a PHD in Bitch, so I have learned (the hard way) to say yes'm, right away, or it's right here whenever and whatever is necessary. I have found that there is only one way to a peaceful existent, hers and I learned it in only 54 years! Life is lovely, Bill
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    "Can you take some time off tomorrow. We need to have a talk."

    Translation: "I've already met with an attorney and the papers will be ready to serve next week."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Watson View Post
    Cleo teaches Bitch 101 each year. She has a PHD in Bitch, so I have learned (the hard way) to say yes'm, right away, or it's right here whenever and whatever is necessary. I have found that there is only one way to a peaceful existent, hers and I learned it in only 54 years! Life is lovely, Bill
    A wise man.... After 54 years you've caught on quick,,,,

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    There is only one thing you can know for sure about women....

    They all want me. HAAA!!

    I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go people know the part I'm playing....
    Paid for every dance selling each romance every night some heart betraying.
    There will come a day when youth will pass away what will they say about me?
    When the end comes I know they'll say just a gigolo.... Life goes on without me.
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