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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
> (1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument
> when they are right and you need to shut up.
> (2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a
> half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have
> just been given five more minutes to watch the game before
> helping around the house.
> (3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means
> something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that
> begin with nothing usually end in fine.
> (4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
> It!
> (5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a
> non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh
> means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is
> wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
> nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
> (6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous
> statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means
> she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
> when you will pay for your mistake.
> (7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
> faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a
> clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a
> lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you
> at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. that will
> bring on a 'whatever').
> (8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying, YOU ARE IN TROUBLE!
> (9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous
> statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a
> man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
> will later result in a man asking 'What's
> wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Originally Posted by lanse brown
