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    MEN'S ENGLISH:
    1. I am hungry = I am hungry
    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
    3. I am tired = I am tired
    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    5. I love you = Let's have relations now
    6. I am bored = Do you want to have relations
    7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have relations with you.
    8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have relations with you.
    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have relations with you.
    10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have relations with you.
    If you dont want someone to get your goat
    dont tell them where you tied it up.

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    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Paybacks!
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    you bet. fair is fair
    If you dont want someone to get your goat
    dont tell them where you tied it up.

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    So in other words, with men it's all relative!!!
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    According to this BMI chart, I am too short !!!


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    Good one Raina!!!
    Steph

    Brittany - Border Collie/Springer Spaniel CGC - 03/03/1999 - 12/05/2014 My everything!
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    Bubba please stop me

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    Quote Originally Posted by DogSquaw View Post
    MEN'S ENGLISH:
    1. I am hungry = I am hungry
    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
    3. I am tired = I am tired
    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    5. I love you = Let's have relations now
    6. I am bored = Do you want to have relations
    7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have relations with you.
    8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have relations with you.
    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have relations with you.
    10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have relations with you.
    You see, we just aren't that hard to figure out.

    One track mind regards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by duk4me View Post
    Bubba please stop me
    I'm way too fat and old for an open field tackle on this magnitude.

    Get some big boy- no balls no blue chips!!!!

    Man time regards

    Bubba
    There are three classes of people: those who see...those who see when shown...and those who do not see. - Leonardo da Vinci

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    What's to understand???

    Their needs are simple and easy... Heavy on the easy.....



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    I'm way too fat and old for an open field tackle on this magnitude.

    Get some big boy- no balls no blue chips!!!!

    Man time regards

    Bubba
    thank you embearassment would have shirley follerd

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