Terry Britton, P.E.
Engineers believe that if it isn't broken, it doesn't have enough features yet.
Britton's Red Echo Lightning Storm WC
RIP HR Britton's Gold Ginger Spice JH 02/18/2002 to 11/07/2014
Another site in the same vein.
The really curious issue is that at least one of the figures has been lifted by networkworld.