He has made the world safer for terrorists.
Improved the tourist economy of Cuba
Made friends with Hugo Chavez (Wow! how did he do that?)
Forced many top level democrat politicians to pay their back taxes(something even the I.R.S. could not do).
Made improvements to the white house with a 5000.00 dollar play set.( Did his relationship with crooked real estate guys help him with the financing?)
Has made salesman of the year at every firearms and ammo manufacturer in the U.S. market.
Has also made salesman of the year in pirate flags in and around the waters of the middle east.
Salesman of the year for missile silo manufacturers in Iran and North Korea.
Soiled hundreds of pairs of New Yorkers underwear by flying a large jet over the city. (dry cleaners all over the city were rejoicing...in a sick sort of way).