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    Latest Golf Lingo


    - A "Rock Hudson " - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.

    - A "Saddam Hussein" - from one bunker into another.

    - A "Yasser Arafat" - butt ugly and in the sand.

    - A "John Kennedy Jr." - didn't quite make it over the water.

    - A "Rodney King" - over-clubbed.

    - An "O.J." - got away with one.

    - A "Princess Grace" - should have used a driver.

    - A "Princess Di" - shouldn't have used the driver.

    - A "Condom" - safe, but didn't feel very good.

    - A "Brazilian" - shaved the hole.

    - A "Rush Limbaugh" - a little to the right.

    - A "Nancy Pelosi" - Way to the left and way out of bounds.

    - A "James Joyce" - a putt that's impossible to read.

    - A "Ted Kennedy" - goes in the water and jumps out.

    - A "Pee Wee Herman" - too much wrist.

    - A "Sonny Bono" - straight into the trees.

    - A "Mickey Mantle" - a dead Yank.

    - A " Paris Hilton" - a very expensive hole.
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    Those are hilarious!
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    being a golfer those are very funny
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    Cant tell you how many Paris Hilton holes I had Sunday. 30 mph wind all day!!!!!!!!!! And the beer didnt help any
    "Some people pride themselves on how far they can shoot ducks, others pride themselves on how close they can get them. I'm an other!!! "
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    you forgot one:

    -the "hilary clinton", too many balls in play or non-regulation sized ball
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    "An Oboma", caught cheating on your score card.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Booty View Post
    "An Oboma", caught cheating on your score card.
    That could be a Clinton as well.

    The RTF - Post whatever score you want, cuz everyone is a scratch golfer!

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    Thanks for the laugh!
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    this is actually a poker term( Ace/King) but it could apply here

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    Quote Originally Posted by lanse brown View Post
    A few things that I learned still ring true. "Lanse when you get a gift, say thank you and walk away. When you get a screwing walk away. You are going to get a lot more screwings than gifts"

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    I got to get out more. Those are great.
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