Terry Britton, P.E.
Engineers believe that if it isn't broken, it doesn't have enough features yet.
Britton's Red Echo Lightning Storm JH WC
RIP HR Britton's Gold Ginger Spice JH 02/18/2002 to 11/07/2014
Another site in the same vein.
The really curious issue is that at least one of the figures has been lifted by networkworld.