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    Default For our Bible study class...

    here's what we will be examining. Take notes. Testing will begin shortly.

    UB

    And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of
    The land called America , having lost their morals, their initiative,
    And their will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that person known as "The One".

    He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He
    Hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you. My lack of
    Experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my association
    With evil doers are of no consequence. For I shall save you with Hope and
    Change.

    Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he who
    Preceded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all he has
    Built must be destroyed." And the people rejoiced, for even though they knew
    Not what "The One" would do, he had promised that it was good; and they
    Believed.

    And "The One" said "We live in the greatest country in the world. Help me
    Change everything about it!"

    And the people said, "Hallelujah! Change is good!"

    Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats."

    And the people said "Sock it to them!" "And redistribute their wealth." And
    The people said, "Show us the money!"

    And then He said, "Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody"

    And Joe the plumber asked, "Are you kidding me? You're going to steal my
    Money and give it to the deadbeats??"

    And "The One" ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal records were
    Hacked and publicized.

    One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?" And she was banished
    From the kingdom!

    Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and
    Having zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with radical
    Terrorists?" And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with them and talk
    With them and show them how nice we really are; and they will forget that
    They ever wanted to kill us all!" And the people said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our
    Weapons into free cars for the people!"

    Then "The One" said, "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes." And
    One, lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes." So "The One"
    Said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!" And the
    People said, "Hallelujah!! Show us the money!"

    Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you
    Sell your homes!" And the people yawned and the slumping housing market
    Collapsed. And He said, "I shall mandate employer- funded health care for
    EVERY worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every person
    Unlimited healthcare and medicine and transportation to the clinics." And
    The people said, "Give me some of that!"

    Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs
    Overseas." And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"

    Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and
    Electricity rates will skyrocket!" And the people said, "Coal is
    Dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part
    About higher electric rates." So "The One" said, "Not to worry. If
    Your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out. Just
    Sign up with ACORN and your troubles are over!"

    Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted.
    Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free
    Lunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed
    Housing..." And the people said, "Hallelujah!!" And they made
    Him King!

    And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs
    And ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers.
    Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like
    Unto a rock dropped from a cliff.
    The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a
    Crawl. And more of the people were without a means of support.
    When the one you love becomes a memory, that memory becomes a treasure.

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    The rest of the story....

    Then "The One" said, "I am the "The One" - The Messiah - and I'm here to
    Save you! We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!" But
    Our foreign trading partners said unto Him, "Wait a minute. Your dollar is
    Not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more..." And the people
    said, "Wait a minute. That is unfair!!" And the world said, "Neither are
    these other idiotic programs you have embraced. Lo, you have become a
    Socialist state and a second-rate power. Now you shall play by our rules!"

    And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?" But
    yea verily, it was too late. The people set upon "The One" and spat upon him
    and stoned him, and his name was dung. And the once mighty nation was no
    more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter or hope.
    And the Change "The One" had given them was as like unto a poison that had
    destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.

    And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish, "Give
    us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!" But it was too late, and
    their homeland was no more.

    You may think this is a fairy tale, but it's not. It's happening RIGHT NOW
    When the one you love becomes a memory, that memory becomes a treasure.

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    Read 2 Corinthians 11:14;

    "Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light!"
    Last edited by road kill; 06-08-2009 at 08:04 AM.
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