Well GOLLLEEEE! Imagine that
I know I ALWAYS keep my money that's really going to the Nigerian space program in my fridge!
This article is hilarious especially the comments:
I was just thinking to myself, "Haven't they found ole Dollar Bill guilty yet?" when I heard a news flash that the stalking charges against Hizzoner were just dropped. Seems the po po that arrested Barry were actually the gendarmes of the U.S. Park Police. And everyone knows they have it in for Mr. Barry...
Stay tuned for more on Hizzoner who held a press conference last night and tricked the media into thinking he would be making a statement about the stalking charges by his ex-girlfriend. Hizzoner opted out, leaving the media elite fuming as a low level aide read a statement describing the accusor as 'mentally unstable' and 'under psychiatric care'. Meanwhile the stalkee shows up at said press conference so the reporters all got a scoop anyway. Only in D.C. (well, maybe New Orleans, too...)