The Bamster's going to be tossing out the ceremonial first pitch tonight. On the one hand, he's a baller, and since basketball is a sport that requires a lot of athleticism, I'm thinking he's gonna throw a heater right down the middle. On the other hand, during the primaries he rolled a 37 and looked like a newborn fawn with a bowling ball glued to its hoof. A 37?!?*** So there's an equally good chance he might three-hop it to the catcher.
(***Note - for our resident Ivy Leaguer, bowling is a sport us blue collar, proletariat types like to play. It doesn't require much skill to be proficient at, you can drink a lot of beer while playing, and it's inside in a comfortable climate. FYI, 37 is not very good. Someone with a blood alcohol content of .37 should be able to roll a 37...while flat on their back while paramedics insert stomach pumps down their throat.)