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    Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Contest: Looking for the most beautiful woman in the world."

    "I'm entering!" said Snow White. After the contest she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?" " First Place !" said Snow White.


    They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest: Looking for the strongest man in the world."

    "I'm entering," says Superman. After the contest he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" " First Place ," answers Superman.
    "Was there any doubt?"


    They continue walking until they see yet another sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Naturally, Pinocchio enters.

    After the contest he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "I came in 2nd; who the hell is this Brett Favre, anyway?" asked Pinocchio.
    It was impossible, so it took a little longer to accomplish.

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    Your kidding, Farve signed with the Viks? Heck, it is not on the sports wire or ESPN site yet!
    I am tired of letting Republicans and Tea Party supporters co-opt the term "conservative". Republicans are not conservatives... they are radical fundamentalists and we should be referring to them as such....Libertarian blogger



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