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    Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Contest: Looking for the most beautiful woman in the world."

    "I'm entering!" said Snow White. After the contest she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?" " First Place !" said Snow White.


    They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest: Looking for the strongest man in the world."

    "I'm entering," says Superman. After the contest he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" " First Place ," answers Superman.
    "Was there any doubt?"


    They continue walking until they see yet another sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Naturally, Pinocchio enters.

    After the contest he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "I came in 2nd; who the hell is this Brett Favre, anyway?" asked Pinocchio.
    It was impossible, so it took a little longer to accomplish.

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    Your kidding, Farve signed with the Viks? Heck, it is not on the sports wire or ESPN site yet!
    “Hitler did not have to destroy democracy; he merely took advantage of the decay of democracy and at the critical moment obtained the support of many to whom, though they detested Hitler, he yet seemed the only man strong enough to get things done.” F. A. Hayek from his book, "The Road To Serfdom".




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