Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Contest: Looking for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I'm entering!" said Snow White. After the contest she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?" " First Place !" said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest: Looking for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman. After the contest he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" " First Place ," answers Superman.
"Was there any doubt?"
They continue walking until they see yet another sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Naturally, Pinocchio enters.
After the contest he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "I came in 2nd; who the hell is this Brett Favre, anyway?" asked Pinocchio.
"I'm entering!" said Snow White. After the contest she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?" " First Place !" said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest: Looking for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman. After the contest he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" " First Place ," answers Superman.
"Was there any doubt?"
They continue walking until they see yet another sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Naturally, Pinocchio enters.
After the contest he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "I came in 2nd; who the hell is this Brett Favre, anyway?" asked Pinocchio.