This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban
Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar warned the United States that if
Military actions against Iraq continue, Taliban authorities intend to
cut off America's supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly
Motel 6 Managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results,
Cab Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no
more candidates for President of the United States!
It's gonna get ugly!
While this was issued some time ago, as far as I know, It's still in effect.