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    Senior Member firehouselabs's Avatar
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    The Washcloth

    This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today
    who won't crack up over this!

    ]I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one
    morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had
    been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone
    off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 AM...

    The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
    As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
    making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full

    So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting
    next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I
    was at least presentable.. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, don
    ned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

    I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing
    the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I undressed, hopped up on the table,
    looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris
    or some other place a million miles away.

    I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra
    effort this morning, haven't we?'

    I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went
    home. The rest of the day was normal ... Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
    After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the
    bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'

    I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

    She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter
    and sparkles saved inside it.'

    Never going back to that doctor. Ever.
    Last edited by firehouselabs; 09-16-2009 at 03:58 PM.

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    That was hilarious!!! Definately passing it on!

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    That's FUNNY!Had to forward that one.

    I wonder if that has really happened?
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