This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today
who won't crack up over this!
]I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one
morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had
been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone
off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 AM...
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting
next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I
was at least presentable.. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, don
ned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing
the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I undressed, hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris
or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra
effort this morning, haven't we?'
I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went
home. The rest of the day was normal ... Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the
bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter
and sparkles saved inside it.'
Never going back to that doctor. Ever.